Population | 6.371 billion |
Capital | Yodle City |
Leader | Emperor Wuff |
Faith | Yodlism |
Currency | Gold Coin |
Animal | hedgehog |
The Colony of Tye 2 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 6.371 billion Tye 2ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 62.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Tye 2ian economy, worth 588 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 92,343 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign nationals are widely distrusted, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tye 2's national animal is the hedgehog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yodlism.
Tye 2 is ranked 289,529th in the world and 9th in Tie Dye for Most Cultured, scoring 53 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tye 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Tye 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Tye 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Tye 2, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
- : Following new legislation in Tye 2, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
- : Following new legislation in Tye 2, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
- : Following new legislation in Tye 2, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
- : Following new legislation in Tye 2, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Tye 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Tye 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.