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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,532ndNudest: 6,401stMost Influential: 11,743rd
The Puppet Collector of
Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People
Collecting useless/unwanted cards since 2020™
Yodle
Influence
Eminence Grise
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Tye

Population13.638 billion

CapitalNorth Pole
LeaderYodle
FaithYodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalCow

The Puppet Collector of Tye is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Yodle with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 13.638 billion Yodleans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yodlean economy, worth a remarkable 1,661 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,831 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government leaders testify at international tribunals on why the sun went out, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, Yodle can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, and the free market's hand is quite visible. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tye's national animal is the Cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Tye is ranked 221,385th in the world and 6th in Tie Dye for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,532ndTop
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Nudest: 6,401stMost Influential: 11,743rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,919thMost Stationary: 15,104thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,319thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,646thHighest Economic Output: 20,817thMost Developed: 21,725thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,503rdMost Advanced Public Education: 22,704thLowest Crime Rates: 22,806thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,442ndHighest Poor Incomes: 23,882ndMost Accessible: 23,993rdLargest Governments: 24,782ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,845thMost Efficient Economies: 25,439thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,265thMost Patriotic: 27,904thMost Cultured: 29,892nd
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Accessible: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tye, the free market's hand is quite visible.
  • : Following new legislation in Tye, Yodle can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini.
  • : Following new legislation in Tye, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Tye, government leaders testify at international tribunals on why the sun went out.
  • : Following new legislation in Tye, a crystal a day keeps the establishment away.
  • : Tye was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Tye was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Tye was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Tye, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Tye, convicts get out of jams easily.

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