The Federal Republic of TXN is a mammoth, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.47 billion TXNians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.5%.

The very strong TXNian economy, worth 326 trillion TXN Shareses a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 43,710 TXN Shareses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 165,212 per year while the poor average 8,046, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, going on a diet invalidates your passport, and prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. TXN's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

TXN is ranked 140,027^th in the world and 5^th in NYSE for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,776.78 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.