The Federal Reserve Note of Two Dollars is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Thomas Jefferson with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, lack of airports, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.267 billion two-dollar bills are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philadelphia. The average income tax rate is 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Two Dollarsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,341 trillion US Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,696 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Two Dollars, the right to counsel goes both ways, gay couples who hold hands are forced into unbreakable bonds, and the golden rule is to never let an economic crisis go to waste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Two Dollars's national animal is the Confused Cashier, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Two Dollars is ranked 147,748^th in the world and 41^st in The Card Mine for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 531.4 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.