The Community of Two-Time is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Two Time with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, devout population of 1.215 billion twicers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azurla. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped a stupid backstabbing bozo economy, worth 46.8 trillion spaunmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 38,519 spaunmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, Spawn Cult has been named as Two-Time's national religion, sex changes are routinely performed at Two-Time's hospitals, and an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Two Time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Two-Time's national animal is the what, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spawn Cult.

Two-Time is ranked 21,834^th in the world and 2^nd in The Lobby for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 76.72 Effective Tax Rate.