The Matriarchy of Twdne 99 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.633 billion Twdne 99ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.9%.

The strong Twdne 99ian economy, worth 82.5 trillion yen a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,499 yen, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 187,689 per year while the poor average 9,547, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, foxes are considered a delicacy, thrift shops are closing their doors, and the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twdne 99's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Twdne 99 is ranked 108,364^th in the world and 1,514^th in eta for Safest, scoring 80.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.