The Matriarchy of Twdne 101 is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic, devout population of 1.548 billion Twdne 101ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.
The strong Twdne 101ian economy, worth 87.1 trillion yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 56,283 yen, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Twdne 101ian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twdne 101's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Twdne 101 is ranked 156,388th in the world and 362nd in The Crimson Empire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 368.22 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
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Twdne 101's influence in The Crimson Empire rose from "Page" to "Squire".
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Twdne 101, endangered species are effective hostages against the Twdne 101ian military.
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Twdne 101, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
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Twdne 101, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years.
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Twdne 101, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
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Twdne 101, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
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Twdne 101 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Twdne 101, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
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Twdne 101, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
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Twdne 101, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.






























