The Matriarchy of Twdne is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 1.699 billion Twdneans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.8%.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Twdnean economy, worth 57.3 trillion yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,754 yen, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 95,431 per year while the poor average 9,551, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, and a major religion has been named as Twdne's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twdne's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Twdne is ranked 229,208^th in the world and 11^th in The Crimson Empire for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 29.62 on the Bus Surprisal Index.