The Bannorn of Tupile is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Bann Inan vos Nectalas with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.13 billion Tupileans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanlee. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The strong Tupilean economy, worth 812 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 73,030 kamas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,409 per year while the poor average 18,374, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

You need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, international tensions are high as Tupile threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tupile's national animal is the dolphin and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Tupile is ranked 70,609^th in the world and 4^th in Torrezon for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,754.58 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.