The Colony of TTEMP33 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 4.485 billion TTEMP33ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TTEMP33ian economy, worth 180 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,341 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TTEMP33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TTEMP33 is ranked 193,369^th in the world and 1^st in The Templar for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 34,209.98 Standard Monetary Units.