The District of Tsehum is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 41.057 billion Tsehumians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City District. The average income tax rate is 7.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Tsehumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,493 trillion juno aurum gold bars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,386 juno aurum gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

All tariffs have been abolished, Tsehum has designated Capital City District as its capital city, Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Tsehum in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Tsehum's national animal is the jumping quick brown fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tsehum is ranked 190,987^th in the world and 1^st in The Congo for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.