The Free Republic of Truzipa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dominic Sevback with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.391 billion Truzipans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Truzpian City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Truzipan economy, worth 148 trillion Miuags a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,503 Miuags, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,116 per year while the poor average 29,319, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, and students do more community service than homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Truzipa's national animal is the Bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Yodleism.

Truzipa is ranked 143,163^rd in the world and 91^st in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,690.8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.