The Colony of TRUEF33 is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 14.633 billion TRUEF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 13.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TRUEF33ian economy, worth 601 trillion CItas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,104 CItas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TRUEF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TRUEF33 is ranked 77,774^th in the world and 1^st in True Fascism for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.