The District of Trottia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 27.472 billion Trottians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The thriving Trottian economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion aurums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 51,822 aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 158,307 per year while the poor average 13,149, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, Trottia has designated District City as its capital city, Liard has just been declared ruler of Trottia in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Trottia's national religion. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Trottia's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Trottia is ranked 72,027^th in the world and 1^st in Colombo for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 15,123.78 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.