The Holy Confederacy of Troois Sul is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Voice of the Saints with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.098 billion Lambs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kargen Sul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lamb economy, worth a remarkable 1,531 trillion marks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 189,119 marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,064,992 per year while the poor average 16,559, a ratio of 64.3 to 1.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Troois Sul's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Saints.

Troois Sul is ranked 289,945^th in the world and 227^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.23 pounds of wildlife per square mile.