The Democratic Republic of Trizcomm is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 588 million Trizcommians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 13.1%.

The Trizcommian economy, worth 31.3 trillion TrizzCoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,260 TrizzCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, and the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trizcomm's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trizcomm is ranked 165,517^th in the world and 8,933^rd in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 354.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.