The Psionic Army of Trixie Lulamoon is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Trixie with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 23.405 billion Equestrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trixieville. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Equestrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,210 trillion lunar bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,455 lunar bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chickens roam the streets freely, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trixie Lulamoon's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trixie Lulamoon is ranked 125,392^nd in the world and 19^th in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 987.87 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.