The Republic of Triplar Star System is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.02 billion Triplar Star Systemians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Triplar Star Systemian economy, worth 702 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 174,720 dinars, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, and people who have lived their entire lives in Triplar Star System are shocked to discover that they are not citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Triplar Star System's national animal is the star deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Triplar Star System is ranked 40,957^th in the world and 196^th in International Puppet Storage for Most Developed, scoring 79.65 on the Human Development Index.