The Loving Couple of Tribute4rt- is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Garlog with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.129 billion Tribute4rt-ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grimgrib's Pub. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tribute4rt-ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,138 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 112,421 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens have to stick a fork into an electrical outlet to get a buzz, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, and unruly children often visit adult websites when angry with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Tribute4rt-'s national animal is the owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Cards.

Tribute4rt- is ranked 29,715^th in the world and 2^nd in Zebra Ice Station for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,703.24 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.