The Bratwurst Dictatorship of Tri State Area is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.296 billion slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tri State Arean economy, worth a remarkable 8,659 trillion Doofen Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 371,719 Doofen Marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,401,474 per year while the poor average 4,382, a ratio of 776 to 1.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Doofen Mark battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tri State Area's national animal is the Platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is EVILism.

Tri State Area is ranked 287,604^th in the world and 4^th in Genuan Rebirth for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.2 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.