The ★ Union ★ of Tri Ann is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Christi Yugondi with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.764 billion Tri Anni are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centrale Pointe. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tri Annian economy, worth 534 trillion Tranns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,669 Tranns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and prison officers are bribed not to take bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tri Ann's national animal is the Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity and Nethelism.

Tri Ann is ranked 14,047^th in the world and 134^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,268.7 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.