The Holy Empire of Trestovakia is a mid-sized, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 50 million Trestovakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Trestovakian economy, worth 1.98 trillion Trestovak Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 39,577 Trestovak Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes, and government election advice reads like a restaurant menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trestovakia's national animal is the Trestovakian Kestrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Trestovakia is ranked 64,738^th in the world and 356^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 98.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.