The People's Republic of Transnitstri is a mammoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 5.156 billion Transnitstrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trotskana. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Transnitstrian economy, worth 452 trillion People's Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 87,826 People's Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, regional governors use national law books as toilet paper, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Transnitstri's national animal is the Eurasian Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Transnitstri is ranked 12,028^th in the world and 1^st in Ravnik for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 60.8 on the Kitten Softness Rating.