The Technocratic States of Transistria is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and flagrant waste-dumping. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.173 billion Transistrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fiume. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Transistrian economy, worth 559 trillion Gauks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,108 Gauks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Transistria, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Transistria's national animal is the Chamois, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Transistria is ranked 16,099^th in the world and 1^st in Kaira for Most Cultured, scoring 94 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.