The Cloud of Transhumanstan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Superintelligent AI with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 34.291 billion Transhumans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Processing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Transhuman economy, worth an astonishing 21,395 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 623,937 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,026,282 per year while the poor average 144,861, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives. Crime is totally unknown. Transhumanstan's national animal is the Drone, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Transhumanism.

Transhumanstan is ranked 23,999^th in the world and 5^th in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 30,459.35 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.