The Kingdom of Tragedya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Asher Nicholas II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.22 billion Tragedyans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satyr City. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tragedyan economy, worth 203 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,696 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and a stitch in time could see you serving nine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tragedya's national animal is the Satyr, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hellenic Polytheism.

Tragedya is ranked 122,444^th in the world and 3^rd in Burge Classroom for Highest Drug Use, scoring 135.15 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.