The Colony of TPF33 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 17.916 billion TPF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TPF33ian economy, worth 667 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,261 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TPF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TPF33 is ranked 287,252^nd in the world and 1^st in The Prussian Federation for Highest Average Incomes, with 37,261.4 Standard Monetary Units.