The Undefined Lawless Territory of Total anarchya is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by no one with an even hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 37.278 billion Total anarchyans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Total anarchya. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Total anarchyan economy, worth a remarkable 8,539 trillion Golds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 229,081 Golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,130,104 per year while the poor average 2,259, a ratio of 942 to 1.

The native owl population is in permanent hibernation, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, drowning sailors are hung out to dry, and concussed Birdball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Total anarchya's national animal is the Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is no religion.

Total anarchya is ranked 320,723^rd in the world and 116^th in Anarchy for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -52.44 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.