The Free Land of Toronto Toros is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Leaping Lou Nistico with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.011 billion Toronto Torosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varsity Arena. The average income tax rate is 43.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Toronto Torosian economy, worth 58.8 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,132 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, the golden rule is to never let an economic crisis go to waste, and Hockey has been named as Toronto Toros's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toronto Toros's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Hockey.

Toronto Toros is ranked 292,650^th in the world and 13^th in Hiding Place for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.