The Empire of Toriniall is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by John Yodason with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.131 billion Toriniallians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Yoda City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Toriniallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,319 trillion Daddy Yodas Golds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 257,095 Daddy Yodas Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, New Yoda City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toriniall's national animal is the Yoda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yodaism.

Toriniall is ranked 1,082^nd in the world and 1^st in United States of America for Lowest Crime Rates, with 168.32 law-abiding acts per hour.