The Free Land of Topia Eons is a small, safe nation, renowned for its lack of airports, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 32 million Topia Eonsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Topia Eonsian economy, worth 1.10 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,240 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Topia Eons City spends billions upgrading public transport, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers, and aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Topia Eons's national animal is the panther.

Topia Eons is ranked 58,824^th in the world and 2^nd in Sukkertopia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,936.11 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.