The Holy Gold Disastr of Too opressive is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Iron Fist with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.202 billion Too oprssivans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BLACK HAWKS. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Too oprssivan economy, worth 669 trillion whips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 159,359 whips, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 831,603 per year while the poor average 16,438, a ratio of 50.6 to 1.

Real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, retirement is back in business, those awarding peace prizes to Too oprssivans find themselves in pieces, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Too opressive has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Too opressive's national animal is the Tyrant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Opprssion.

Too opressive is ranked 17,536^th in the world and 16^th in The Global Elite for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 34,371 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.