The Loving Couple of Too-Many Options is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Chief O'Bailey with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, compulsory vegetarianism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.829 billion Too-Many Optionsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palm Stings. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Too-Many Optionsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion snails a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,898 snails, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Chief O'Bailey, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Too-Many Options with a very polite populace, and rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million snails of property damage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Too-Many Options's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

Too-Many Options is ranked 295,481^st in the world and 2^nd in Celtia for Nicest Citizens, with 1.23 average smiles per day.