The Republic of Toastloaf is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Koke Toast with a fair hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.364 billion Toastloafians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Millet Beach. The average income tax rate is 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Toastloafian economy, worth 614 trillion Crumbs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 182,798 Crumbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toastloaf's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Toastloaf is ranked 168,419^th in the world and 2^nd in Region of Chickens for Largest Populations, with 3.36 billion capita.