The Join Lily of TlS 67 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 13.672 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Public Transport, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 19.1%.

The large but inefficient Join Lily economy, worth 555 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,607 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations, and nobody likes bad boys any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TlS 67's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TlS 67 is ranked 89,075^th in the world and 115^th in neck for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 35.33 on the Bus Surprisal Index.