The Al'terran Star League of Titananium is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Central Executive with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.976 billion Titans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kauldara. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Titan economy, worth an astonishing 18,070 trillion Shieldmarks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 695,670 Shieldmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Central Executive is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Titananium's national animal is the The Iron Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Xandrian Spiritualism.

Titananium is ranked 254^th in the world and 1^st in The Galactics Union for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 143,345.12 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.