The Colony of TIOV33 is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 12.914 billion TIOV33ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 12.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TIOV33ian economy, worth 553 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,838 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TIOV33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TIOV33 is ranked 79,841^st in the world and 1^st in The Imperium of Valkmar for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 45.34 on the Kitten Softness Rating.