The Incorporated States of Tiny Land is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prince Kuetj with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.555 billion Tiny Landians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Estate. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.6%.

The thriving Tiny Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,348 trillion Tin Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 86,698 Tin Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 258,647 per year while the poor average 22,753, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tiny Land's national animal is the Flying Ayam, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tiny Land is ranked 94,499^th in the world and 22^nd in Yochland for Most Beautiful Environments, with 573.46 pounds of wildlife per square mile.