The United States of Tinath is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.881 billion Tinathians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idyne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tinathian economy, worth a remarkable 1,872 trillion Loras a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 99,159 Loras, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling, people are offered free trials to go to trial, grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday, and foreign governments regularly accuse the Tinathian military of war crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tinath's national animal is the golden eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Tinath is ranked 21,071^st in the world and 10^th in The Pacifica for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,663.14 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.