The Federation of Timpirini is a small, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 36 million Timpirinians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Timpirinian economy, worth 584 billion Timpirinian standardised federal credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 16,234 Timpirinian standardised federal credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, artists are pillars of society, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timpirini's national animal is the ibex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timpirini is ranked 7,022^nd in the world and 1^st in Kellick Isles for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.7 percentage of bribes refused.