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Most Stationary: 1,928thLargest Populations: 9,070thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,962nd
The Terrible Swift Sword of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Skin on skin, let the love begin
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Hermit
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Civil Rights
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Timor-1

Population28.126 billion

Currency$$
AnimalDolly Varden

The Terrible Swift Sword of Timor-1 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.126 billion Timor-1ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 31.0%.

The thriving Timor-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,486 trillion $$s a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,867 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, successful musicians tend to be ardent supporters of Leader, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Timor-1's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timor-1 is ranked 216,787th in the world and 1st in Timor for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,197.64 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Stationary: 1,928thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,070thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,962ndLargest Black Market: 17,075thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,609thHighest Economic Output: 24,022ndMost Pacifist: 29,938th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Timor-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Timor-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Timor-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Timor-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Timor-1, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Timor-1, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
  • : Following new legislation in Timor-1, successful musicians tend to be ardent supporters of Leader.
  • : Timor-1 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Timor-1, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Timor-1 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".

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