The United Socialist States of Tim Puppet is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Phoenix population. The democratic population of 21.71 billion Tim Puppetians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Tim Puppetian economy, worth 471 trillion Ringtats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,675 Ringtats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim Puppet's national animal is the Phoenix.

Tim Puppet is ranked 28,652^nd in the world and 135^th in eta for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.07 percentage of bribes refused.