The Jingoistic State of Tilor is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.658 billion Tilorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pasod. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tilorian economy, worth 196 trillion Links a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 118,269 Links, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Tyrannosaurus rexes and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tilor's national animal is the Tyrannosaurus rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tilor is ranked 18,155^th in the world and 7^th in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,571.97 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.