The National Peoples Federation of Tiguex is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.368 billion Cibolites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sun City. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiguexian economy, worth 660 trillion Cibolan Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,653 Cibolan Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, Greater Roadrunner sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, and owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiguex's national animal is the Greater Roadrunner, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tiguex is ranked 38,316^th in the world and 37^th in The Wellspring for Safest, scoring 106.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.