The Republic of Tiffanys Theme is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its closed borders, disturbing lack of elderly people, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.738 billion Tiffanys Themeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 23.1%.

The very strong Tiffanys Themean economy, worth 485 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 71,995 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", the last thing Tiffanys Themean soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy", and endangered species are effective hostages against the Tiffanys Themean military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiffanys Theme's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Tiffanys Theme is ranked 112,093^rd in the world and 3^rd in The totalitarian States of Byzantine for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,959.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.