The Enlightened Followers of Tibetan Buddhism is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Dalai Lama with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.965 billion Tibetan Buddhismians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lhasa. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tibetan Buddhismian economy, worth a remarkable 4,308 trillion Tangkas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 215,787 Tangkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, the treehouse in Snow Lion Park is the tallest building in Tibetan Buddhism, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tibetan Buddhism's national animal is the Snow Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Tibetan Buddhism is ranked 89,863^rd in the world and 3^rd in Tibetan Buddhism for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 290.68 on the Clooney Contribution Index.