Population | 25.696 billion |
Capital | Lucas |
Leader | bowloftoast |
Faith | A Healthy Lack Thereof |
Currency | Clang |
Animal | Cuttlefish |
The Medicine Cabinet of THX1138 is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by bowloftoast with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.696 billion THX1138sters enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucas. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient THX1138ian economy, worth a remarkable 9,187 trillion Clangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 357,542 Clangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, money grows on trees, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime is totally unknown. THX1138's national animal is the Cuttlefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is A Healthy Lack Thereof.
THX1138 is ranked 55,557th in the world and 2nd in Schopenhauer for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 75.22 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in THX1138, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
- : Following new legislation in THX1138, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
- : Following new legislation in THX1138, money grows on trees.
- : Following new legislation in THX1138, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
- : Following new legislation in THX1138, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
- : THX1138 voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn New Ordered".
- : Following new legislation in THX1138, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
- : Following new legislation in THX1138, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
- : Following new legislation in THX1138, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
- : Following new legislation in THX1138, every week is blindness awareness week.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.