
| Population | 29.96 billion |
| Capital | Lucas |
| Leader | bowloftoast |
| Faith | A Healthy Lack Thereof |
| Currency | Clang |
| Animal | Cuttlefish |
The Medicine Cabinet of THX1138 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by bowloftoast with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, conspicuous electricity pylons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.96 billion THX1138sters are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucas. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient THX1138ian economy, worth an astonishing 12,101 trillion Clangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 403,926 Clangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease. Crime is totally unknown. THX1138's national animal is the Cuttlefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is A Healthy Lack Thereof.
THX1138 is ranked 331,851st in the world and 20th in Schopenhauer for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -49.33 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
THX1138, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
- : Following new legislation in
THX1138, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
- : Following new legislation in
THX1138, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves.
- : Following new legislation in
THX1138, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
- : Following new legislation in
THX1138, suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods.
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THX1138 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Empires Forever United"".
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THX1138 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in
THX1138, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
- : Following new legislation in
THX1138, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in
THX1138, old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training.





































































































