The Enlightened Theocracy of Thothe is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 42.948 billion Thotheans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Defense and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khmun. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but sluggish Thothean economy, worth a remarkable 1,534 trillion lunas a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,728 lunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thothe has designated Khmun as its capital city, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, Thothe has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and the Federal Council of Thothe has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thothe's national animal is the ibis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Thoth worship.

Thothe is ranked 18,283^rd in the world and 2^nd in Egypt for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.14 law-abiding acts per hour.