The Queendom of Thondy is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.099 billion Thondyans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The thriving Thondyian economy, worth 667 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 60,107 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 212,760 per year while the poor average 12,260, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Thondy's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Thondy is ranked 156,871^st in the world and 7^th in Candy Tunnel for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,890.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.