The Federal Republic of Theod Sronia is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.122 billion Theod Sronians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Theod Sronian economy, worth 314 trillion rays a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 148,254 rays, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 832,065 per year while the poor average 13,079, a ratio of 63.6 to 1.

Rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, for just a few extra rays Theod Sronians can get new driving records with their new cars, and air fresheners are the most popular solution to gas leaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theod Sronia's national animal is the rooster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Theod Sronia is ranked 1,898^th in the world and 1^st in Union Brazilian for Fattest Citizens, with 47.27 Obesity Rate.